Why attracting a woman is xyz.

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You think that pulling a girl is as easy as ‘ABC’ but in reality that is not the case. It is a very complex process which requires huge amount of brain power… I kid.

I don’t know where the single ladies ‘hang’ because every women I tend to meet has a boyfriend. I normally find this out in the middle of the conversation and that’s when you feel like a bomb has been dropped right in front of you. Sometimes you feel like you just want to be direct right from the beginning so you don’t want waste your precious time:

Me‘ Do you have a boyfriend?’

Girl. Yes

Me. Deuces (walk out like a boss)


After a number of tries and failing I’ve decided to give up and grrrr every time I see a happy couple making out and express their dying love to each other.



p.s this is not serious im just having fun. I haven’t written in a while hence why it’s so short.


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